Friday, October 22, 2010

Me and Twitch!

Well as you all know me and Twitch are often extremely busy at the store and today was no exception! Between orders, the phone, post office, and web site updates we barely had time to do our photo shoot!

Now I must say that tho Twitch is little he does have the bravery of a lion, and the bite of a grizzley bear! These are all very good traits especially when Ryan is facing a terrible attacker inside the walls of her and Twitch's house!

You see there is this terrible rodent that has decided to stake claim to the inside of the walls in their home and even with the determination of both Twitch and Ryan this dang thing won't leave! Now you all know that I am not a cowgirl, but I will tell you I believe that I came up to a great solution to their problem.

First you should all know that I have such and extreme fear of rodents that it is comparable to the fear one would have when facing the closing of Nordstroms! I can't stand all of the rodent creatures domestic or wild,  and no I don't discriminate I can't stand them all equally. So when Ryan told me of the attack on their home I said what all girls who don't like rodents would say : Shoot a hole in the wall and put Coke in a dish inside and that lil bugger will die! Its what John Wayne would do.

This is a fabulous suggestion and due to the fact that rats can't burp it was also constructive! Not to mention the fact that this rodent is evil and could very well eat Twitch while Ryan sleeps! Now she of course was not all about doing the whole shoot a hole in the wall idea but alas not all of us are Annie Oakley :)

So I of course had to come up with a back up plan that didn't include jacking up her newly painted walls. And what would you suggest? Hello! Use Twitch to bait that monster into coming out and then shoot him! You may be shocked that I would suggest using a friend as bait, but hold on and hear me out befor you call PETA. Twitch has the guts of Rin Tin Tin and the moxie of Lassie, he would be on this situation like me on a Jimmy Choo Shoe Sale!

To say the least Ryan I believe may be leaning towards the whole exterminator idea and I can't knock that idea either! Then again I still think Twitch would get a kick out of having a postive role in the disposal of this varmet!

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