New Store Fun!

So I must say the new store is fabulous! It is warm, there is no draft, and the heater works ! But alas the dress forms can't behave even with the new addition of heat, carpet on the floors, and track lighting! You see I believe Scary Mary is leading a revolt!
Her first plan of attack is to try to commit suicide off the front step! Now this is not something that a sensible dress form would do, but ah one that is trying to lead a revolt would! OK so I hear you all! Miss Amber is losing her mind, Miss Ryan save the girl! But I kid you not every time that Scary Mary jumps off the steps the dress form I loving refer to as Bertha throws herself to the ground! And tho it has only happen once I do believe the jewelry tree may be involved as well due to the tumble it took this morning during the second suicide attempt.
Now I have had three days off and am absolutely positive this is a case of pure and utter rebellion! Do the dress forms attack Miss Ryan NO! Now I have heard of Bertha attacking but truth be told I believe she is just angry at the other dress forms. But I must say it has gotten to be sort of a game with me and Scary Mary, I pick her up say some harsh words such as "Don't make me dress you like a scarecrow on Halloween" and she of course says nothing. Then she waits for me to be working on hanging lights, working on the POS system and then decides to attempt her get away again. We are up to Scary Mary 5 attempts, Miss Amber is 5-0 and may very well lose her religion!
And I must add she is sporting the cutest Hot & Delish sweater vest, with a banging zebra cross necklace I mean HELLO she is just darling!!!!
So as I work at the blog even now in front of the computer I watch as she single handily just flew off the steps!

Why Why Why !!!!!????? Seriously was I a puppeteer in a past life that held Pinocchio hostage? I mean really what in the ficus is going on! There is no wind, it is sunny, and wait for it, might I remind you it is January!!!
Due to the hostile work environment I am putting out a disclaimer : If you enter into the store and find Miss Amber at the bottom of a pile of dress forms in the corner barely uttering the plea "Help, Help, I can't get up" please SAVE ME, call Miss Ryan ask her to come cover for me (ask her for a raise or anything that you think will aid in my recovery ;) ) And then take pictures!!! I need all the proof I can get !