Twitch and Me: Attack of Receipt Machine

First I must warn you if you have or have had any heart issues please read with caution due to the sheer unbridled , unwarranted, full on attack via the Receipt Machine!

So here is how my Lil day has started. I was happily enjoying an amazing convo with one of my favorite gals here in town Kathy Robson and all was right in the land of La. Then when I went to ring up her sweet new belt etc. the Receipt Machine refused to print. So after fighting with it checking all the normal things, power, paper, horoscope, weather, you know the works it still wouldn't work! Kathy being the gem of a gal that she is didn't mind and so when she left I decided I was going to have a little discussion with the Receipt Machine.

Now it may amaze you but I do speak not only Double D, Rocki Gorman, Boulet, but printer/fax/phone as well! I know you are all soooooo impressed with my language skills you can stop clapping, oh you are all to kind, but really stop clapping its getting awkward.

It was during our discussion that the Receipt Machine all up and decides to go Loco! Seriously starts printing off a cryptic code and by will not stop folks it went through the rest of the paper! Oh and as if that wasn't enough it up and went even more crazy and when I refilled it the crazy thing went right back to the Tales from the Crypt code printing again! I mean what the ficus?

So as you can imagine I instantly thought oh great now not only do I get attacked by cross's , ladders, and crazy cowhides, but Receipt Machines have it out for me as well! And I don't know about you but I am starting to get a little paranoid! I mean not to be all sorts of superstitious about it but, one does start to get a bit of a complex when inanimate objects are going out of their way to get you!

I mean what would you think? Not to mention I swear the rodeo poster all framed and hanging up behind me is well a wee bit intimidating, and one must wonder if the flowers on the Vogt case are going to just jump and get me during a dusting session! The possibilities are quite endless on the dangers in this little store! Not to mention add the fact that a bank robbery went all sorts of wrong in this building and one can only imagine that the culprits could very well want to go all sorts of poltergeist on me! Oh and after this sweet I am going to go all sorts of crazy on you, the dang machine again decided that it would not listen and print what I want but oh it will go head on into printing all that cryptic code, which I honestly believe is not saying I am everly so pretty!

If you are thinking that you haven't seen any post's on Facebook from Miss Amber for hours please come to the store just to make sure that I am alive and not being pinned down by one of the dangerous items that surround me!