Okip here is the first thing you must do before sitting and reading, get your coffee, tea, a paper towel or napkin, and your phone to order Miss Amber a day at the Spa for when you are done reading.(thank you)
So as many of you are aware Miss Amber and Twitch are besties, and Miss Amber's lil munchi - chi's are all sorts of about Miss Ryan. So when given the chance to take care of Twitch while Miss Ryan vacationed to Oklahoma Miss Amber practically begged or well to be honest demanded Twitch stay with her.
This was all fine and dandy, and in the land of La this could have very well went as smooth as Fashion Week in New York minus the angry hungry models (hehehe I so crack myself up). Any hoo, Miss Amber was so convinced that the stay would be full of trips for lattes, and walks in the evening, followed by well a choir of angels singing at bed time. Ya we know we don't know what Miss Amber was drinking but it must have been dang good for her to think for one single second that four children + Twitch would equal anything but Crazy!!
For those of you who have been lucky enough to meet the little darlings that Miss Amber has you are all at this point wiping up the beverage that just sprayed from your mouth and nose's when reading about the scenario that Miss Amber thought was going to happen. Its all good she TOTALLY backs y'all y'all up.
Now for those of you who have only heard little snippets here and there about the four little mites here is the run down description of them : ShelbyLee 13 who acts like she is 35 (has mind of evil scientist), Aubry 9 loving, bedazzling, and mischievous (often root cause of all evil plans), Rori 7 who loves singing and acting (often accompanies her actions with song), Aiden aka Lil Dragon perfect in all ways due to his brown eyes(Miss Ryan will back this up).
It was a great day in the neighborhood the evening that Twitch arrived. Miss Amber was playing domino's with Lil Dragon, the kids were all super excited for the furry visitor and I mean really what could go wrong? Ah Miss Amber bless her lil heart, if she could have only known what was to be her future!
Night one went with no bumps, and other than ShelbyLee and Lil Dragon fighting over who Twitch was to sleep with all was fantabulous. (poor naive girl) Miss Amber and Twitch got their Triple Shot and puppy treat and headed to the store. She took him home at lunch so he and his best friend Lil Dragon could chill, and actually went back to work all sorts of content and peaceful (silly silly girl)
Then it started. You see when Miss Amber is away the little ones will play and truth be told the little darlings are never going to be able to get away with a crime due to the fact that they like to not only document their liaisons with photos but also with song as well! Oh ya you see these are not your average children, not only do they have the capability of creating the most detailed plans of attack, but they are like a well oiled machine when it comes to following through with the plan.
So while Miss Amber was working at the store she started to receive a plethora of photos with captions! Oh ya that's right why just send a pic when you can narrate it with a caption? The first photo was of Twitch happily dressed in a lime green polo shirt, in the loving arms of Miss Rori, caption Doesn't he look hansom?
K so I get what you are thinking oh how cute, what sweet little darling children. Truth be told if that was the only photo Miss Amber would have thought the same. The next photo is of the darling Twitch sittin in his sweet polo like he wears clothes all the time! caption "Oh ya, that's just how he rolls" gotta love the ghetto commentary from miss ShelbyLee.
By the end of the work day though Miss Amber thought seriously about just hiding in the store for the evening she went home. What was awaiting her was a scene like nothing she had seen before! Through the door she walks and there she finds the house quiet! That's right the evil creature's were nowhere to be seen and in all reality in any other family this would be right as rain but, in Miss Amber's years of experience this was a stage 4 on the Terrorist scale for emergency!
She ran through the house and found nothing! Then she noticed that the shoes of the lil mites they were a missing! She then went out on the deck and what do you think she found? That's right Lil Dragon and the 3 Musketeers were all running back and forth while wait for it, pushing Twitch in the Tonka truck! I mean why not schlep the dog back and forth and run like you are in a relay race in the Olympics? I mean heck whip lash Not an Issue, and who care's if we don't have our coats on (mind you the dog is dressed!) . After gathering up her best mean mommy voice and biting her lip so she wouldn't laugh out loud at the craziest relay race she has ever seen Miss Amber stated " get the dog out of the dump truck, and get your little booty's in the house you are all going to catch a cold!" Most children well they would listen...Miss Amber's chillens on the other hand well they way the odds, and all look to Miss Aubry to see what her take is on the tone in mommy's voice (she is often in trouble and so she knows when to listen and when to not) . And due to the fact that Miss Aubry didn't even stop pushing the Tonka truck or stop telling Rori to and I quote "Hurry Run Him to ShelbyLee, before she gets down the stairs!" You can just imagine the dismay, and well the need for a glass of wine Miss Amber felt at that moment.
Now folks here is the deal-i-oso , this i just one of over a thousand incidents that Miss Amber went through during the Twitch stay. In all honesty when she heard Osama was captured and killed she checked to see that all the children and the dog were to be accounted for.(they may be evil, but they are true Americans) So keep reading our blog and enjoy the next few months on the Twitchets page.
So as many of you are aware Miss Amber and Twitch are besties, and Miss Amber's lil munchi - chi's are all sorts of about Miss Ryan. So when given the chance to take care of Twitch while Miss Ryan vacationed to Oklahoma Miss Amber practically begged or well to be honest demanded Twitch stay with her.
This was all fine and dandy, and in the land of La this could have very well went as smooth as Fashion Week in New York minus the angry hungry models (hehehe I so crack myself up). Any hoo, Miss Amber was so convinced that the stay would be full of trips for lattes, and walks in the evening, followed by well a choir of angels singing at bed time. Ya we know we don't know what Miss Amber was drinking but it must have been dang good for her to think for one single second that four children + Twitch would equal anything but Crazy!!
For those of you who have been lucky enough to meet the little darlings that Miss Amber has you are all at this point wiping up the beverage that just sprayed from your mouth and nose's when reading about the scenario that Miss Amber thought was going to happen. Its all good she TOTALLY backs y'all y'all up.
Now for those of you who have only heard little snippets here and there about the four little mites here is the run down description of them : ShelbyLee 13 who acts like she is 35 (has mind of evil scientist), Aubry 9 loving, bedazzling, and mischievous (often root cause of all evil plans), Rori 7 who loves singing and acting (often accompanies her actions with song), Aiden aka Lil Dragon perfect in all ways due to his brown eyes(Miss Ryan will back this up).
It was a great day in the neighborhood the evening that Twitch arrived. Miss Amber was playing domino's with Lil Dragon, the kids were all super excited for the furry visitor and I mean really what could go wrong? Ah Miss Amber bless her lil heart, if she could have only known what was to be her future!
Night one went with no bumps, and other than ShelbyLee and Lil Dragon fighting over who Twitch was to sleep with all was fantabulous. (poor naive girl) Miss Amber and Twitch got their Triple Shot and puppy treat and headed to the store. She took him home at lunch so he and his best friend Lil Dragon could chill, and actually went back to work all sorts of content and peaceful (silly silly girl)
Then it started. You see when Miss Amber is away the little ones will play and truth be told the little darlings are never going to be able to get away with a crime due to the fact that they like to not only document their liaisons with photos but also with song as well! Oh ya you see these are not your average children, not only do they have the capability of creating the most detailed plans of attack, but they are like a well oiled machine when it comes to following through with the plan.
So while Miss Amber was working at the store she started to receive a plethora of photos with captions! Oh ya that's right why just send a pic when you can narrate it with a caption? The first photo was of Twitch happily dressed in a lime green polo shirt, in the loving arms of Miss Rori, caption Doesn't he look hansom?
K so I get what you are thinking oh how cute, what sweet little darling children. Truth be told if that was the only photo Miss Amber would have thought the same. The next photo is of the darling Twitch sittin in his sweet polo like he wears clothes all the time! caption "Oh ya, that's just how he rolls" gotta love the ghetto commentary from miss ShelbyLee.
By the end of the work day though Miss Amber thought seriously about just hiding in the store for the evening she went home. What was awaiting her was a scene like nothing she had seen before! Through the door she walks and there she finds the house quiet! That's right the evil creature's were nowhere to be seen and in all reality in any other family this would be right as rain but, in Miss Amber's years of experience this was a stage 4 on the Terrorist scale for emergency!
She ran through the house and found nothing! Then she noticed that the shoes of the lil mites they were a missing! She then went out on the deck and what do you think she found? That's right Lil Dragon and the 3 Musketeers were all running back and forth while wait for it, pushing Twitch in the Tonka truck! I mean why not schlep the dog back and forth and run like you are in a relay race in the Olympics? I mean heck whip lash Not an Issue, and who care's if we don't have our coats on (mind you the dog is dressed!) . After gathering up her best mean mommy voice and biting her lip so she wouldn't laugh out loud at the craziest relay race she has ever seen Miss Amber stated " get the dog out of the dump truck, and get your little booty's in the house you are all going to catch a cold!" Most children well they would listen...Miss Amber's chillens on the other hand well they way the odds, and all look to Miss Aubry to see what her take is on the tone in mommy's voice (she is often in trouble and so she knows when to listen and when to not) . And due to the fact that Miss Aubry didn't even stop pushing the Tonka truck or stop telling Rori to and I quote "Hurry Run Him to ShelbyLee, before she gets down the stairs!" You can just imagine the dismay, and well the need for a glass of wine Miss Amber felt at that moment.
Now folks here is the deal-i-oso , this i just one of over a thousand incidents that Miss Amber went through during the Twitch stay. In all honesty when she heard Osama was captured and killed she checked to see that all the children and the dog were to be accounted for.(they may be evil, but they are true Americans) So keep reading our blog and enjoy the next few months on the Twitchets page.
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