Monday, December 20, 2010

I need to do what with the buckle and a screw?

OK ladies and gentleman here is the dealioso. You need a belt? I can pick you out a killer belt! You need an awesome buckle to go with that amazing belt?? I am on that like a shoe sale in Macy's! You need me to assemble the belt and the buckle???? What?
Now we all know that Miss Amber well God Bless her lil heart is probably the best lil personal shopper you could ever get, but when it comes to assembling anything other than a stellar look you really must understand she just recently was able to decipher the difference of a White tail deer and a Mule deer. (pause for laughter ;D) So when Miss Ryan was like so did you put the belt buckle on the belt I was like ya but you see there were these screws and lord only knows were exactly those would go? I mean you should have witnessed the 15min give or take situation I had trying to remove the New Yorker buckle set by Vogt off the faux belt dealy they put it on!
And yes it would be painful for anyone who had to witness this probably why I brought coffee with creamer in it today for Miss Ryan because I will admit I am like Forest Gump without the Ping Pong skills and no I don't have a box of chocolates when it comes to the hard situation of belt buckle assembly. I mean really? You know what happen to just buying ones that were all together? No assembly required? Well due to the fact that I love the New Yorker buckle set and I must give a nod to Black Jack for the sweet goat belt that they created to go with this buckle set I have set out to figure out the things one needs to know when trying to assemble the buckle and belt. First the kind folks at Vogt have included instructions, but I will admit the whole leather hole punch thing has me baffled, and well why do I need to screw the tip of the belt on the tip of the belt. AHHHHHHHH I must say if I get through this you should all send chocolate and coffee!
HELP!!!!

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